Two flavors. Six bags each. Four servings per bag. You know your tastes better than we do. All aboard!
Nutrition facts and ingredients on individual product pages
Try Them All (6 big bags)
Build Your Own 12 Pack (Big Bags Only!)
Instant Hot Chocolate
Unambiguous Cinnamon Toast
Semi-Historic Sour Cream & Onion
I'm Feeling Lucky
Grocery Store Cheddar
Professional Salt & Vinegar
The MEGA Bundle (12 big bags)
Sweet Sampler (6 big bags)
Savory Sampler (6 big bags)
If you have any questions at all, want to say hi, or have troubles with your order, shoot a note to email@example.com!
If you're worried about FFUPs being healthy, you're on the wrong website. Go eat some carrots! But seriously, FFUPs are made from corn, oil and flavor dust. Nothing crazy. The corn goes through some machines, gets baked, sprayed with some oil and dust, put in bags and BOOM you've got FFUPs.
The last thing we want is to separate you from your pantry improvement devices. Email firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll get everything sorted out.
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Currently, we only ship to customers in the US everywhere aside from Alaska and Hawaii.
Some bags might have a white sticker on them with a new best by date. We ran a shelf-life study after our production run, and learned that our product stays good, longer. When we launched, we wanted to err on the side of caution while awaiting these results, but now that we have them, we decided to use the new dates. Please reach out if you have ANY quetions about this!